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(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true

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Opakkai Noi Ami Tomar Ptikkai Takbo,
Potikka Mane Valobasha Nie Karo Jonno Ononto Opakka.
Opakka Noi Tumi O Amar Jonno Potikkai Tako.
Jamon Ratri Take Onidhra Vorer Potikkai,

Hridoy khula shopa

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!

Tarar mela

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Tumi aacho sarakhon

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

Jani na ke kal kothai robe

Jani na ke kal kothai robe;
Ki pabe ar ki harabe;
Diner shese jokhon eshe;
Chobe amay dhusor alo;
Bhabbo ami ekla bose;bappa_2u
Bondhura sob ache bhalo......

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Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

SMS HE HE BD

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer du

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona

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Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

VALOBASHAr sms

Kichu sapno chirokal theke jay,
kichu prosner uttor melena,
kichu kotha aajo mone pore,
kichu sriti chokhe jal ane,
moreo morena kichu asha.
Tari nam "VALOBASHA.....

Jodi tomar hriday hoy akash

Jodi tomar hriday hoy akash
Khujo amay tarar majhe
Cheye dekho pubakase
Ekti tara porche khose
Otai ami porchi jhore
Tomar sapno sotti kore

Jast A Free Sms BD

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Ja Sagor-er cheao Gabhir,
Ja Akash-er moto Asim,
Jate acche Srishtir Aanondo,
Tobu nei kono Digonto,
Tari nam.....
*bONDHUTTo*
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Prothom dekhe preme pora, ichche tomai apon kora. Valo lage tomar hasi. Tomai ami valobasi. Janina tumi bujhbe kobe. Chirodin e amar hobe.

Message BD

Udas kore ratri belay,
Mon vese jai sopno velay,
Amon somoy akta jadur aina jodi petam,
Tumi kothay kemon acho dekhe khusi hotam
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Megher kole chander buri
nakshi kantha dilo muri
ghumer desher swapnopuri,duiti chokher kole
porir deshe boilo batash SUPROVAT ble

Bangla Very Sat (sms)

Tumi Cheye Dheko Akashe Onek Tara...Kisu Bhalo Lage Na 2mak Chara
Aksher Tara Jodi Gone Sesh Kora Jeto...Tomay Koto Valobashi Bujano Jetho
Jani Tumi Aj Amar Na Tai Bole..Bevona Ami O Tumar Na
Jodi Tara Gone Sesh Hoye Jai...Amr Valobasa Sesh Hobar Nay...

Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo

Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo;
Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo;
anubhab kore khusite thakbe;
jokhon amay mone korbe;
dur thake chole asbo.!!

Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.

Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.

Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate
Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!